Fallen in love with Muncher the BT ArtBox monster? He’s charming. He’s husky. He’s handmade. What’s not to love? Wouldn’t it be grand if you could take all that Monster home with you to love and hug for ever and ever and ever?
Muncher love. It's inescapable...
Well, step this way, ladies and gents! Muncher the BT ArtBox Monster is up for grabs in the BT Artbox eBay auction, and 100% of the profits will go to very good cause.
Who will buuuuuuuy my sweet stitched monster?
What are you getting for your monster money? You’re getting one of London’s most famous monsters for your very own. He’s been lurking in the heart of the city for a whole month and has made many many friends. You’ll be the envy of all those other monsterless fools!
The only knitted phone box monster London has ever known
He comes with three adorable tiny chums! Toerag the Second, Blooey the Pigeon and Pirate P the one-legged legend (recently named by a small child who visited Muncher on the roundabout).
Three tiny chums for the price of one monster!
Tiny chums close up. Witness their woolly wonder!
His tail curls in such a way as to make him look dashing and yet playful. He enjoys long walks on the beach, eating people and backgammon (playing the backgammon, not eating it).
Such a tail!
He’s clutching two HUGE knitting needles with which, if you ask him very nicely, he might make you a cosy scarf. You never know.
Knitting needles you could stab up a vampire with
His toe nails are ever so clean and he keeps them trimmed. Honest.
Monster toes all in a row
He’s rocking a handmade space Invader for added geek chic.
Button invader. Geek chic for the crafty.
And his eyes will follow you where ever you go. Like one of those creepy Jesus pictures my grandparents used to have in their hallway. Only much cuter and less religious.
The look of monster love
In short can you afford not to buy Muncher? Your life will be an empty and meaningless procession of monsterless days without him. What kind of an existence would that be? I mean really?
Hop on over to the Dial M for Monster auction and put your Monster money where your mouth is. The auction ends on July 22nd at 6pm. If you haven’t bid by then someone else will go home with the monster that was meant for you!
There is only one Muncher and he could be your sweet baboo to hug and hang out with whenever you please. How I will envy you.
Bid on Muncher now and secure your monster hugging future forever