Holy Handmade, it’s knitted Jesus!
According to some folks we have until 6pm today to cast off loose ends. At this time Jesus will pop down, gather up all his believers and then smite the rest of us blasphemous demonic mortal fools. In preparation for this I sorted my little sis out with a bit of Holy Handmade for just such an occasion when her birthday came around last year. This exclusive edition Holy Handmade Knitted Jesus features not one but two miracles. He’s busting out the fibre loaves and fishes to feed the 5000...
Read MoreKnitblast the Fourth: Holy knitted lamppost cosy, Batman
Derby – city of the hangovers, heartaches, hidden handholding and half-price promises of my misspent youth. I returned here dragging my feet so reluctantly I may as well have been walking backwards. A cup of tea, a deep breath, a check of the knitblast utility belt and a trip into my past. Here was the house where I sat on the kitchen worktop and shared reduced-to-clear smoked salmon with three hungry rescue cats. Here was the club doorway that I stumbled from at 3am in search of chips,...
Read MoreBUY MY BOOKS! (go on)
All content © Deadly Knitshade. Please ask if you wish to use it.
Downloading of images has been disabled by dark magic. If you steal anything from this site Ms Knitshde will release the flying knitting machete monkey. Then you'll be sorry. 
Stalkers’ comments