When I’m not graffiti knitting I still tend to knit the unexpected.
Here’s a selection of the best of the weirdness:
London: Pretty in Pork
Her name was Pickles. She was a week-old piglet. A piglet with a problem. Pickles needed...
London: Pandora the pretty in pork piglet
Who can resist the smell of frying bacon wafting up the stairs and into your sleep on a...
Free pattern: Floating Flutterguys
The Floating Flutterguy is a simple creature. He turns from a cocoon of scrap yarn into a...
Free pattern: Captain Cat-Battler the Scurvy Catnip Mouse
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn! Me hearties! The notorious Captain Cat-Battler is a veteran of cat vs...
Manic Mars Martians Knitting Pattern
The life of a Manic Mars Martian is exhausting. They spend their days crazily rushing...
Free Pattern: Blinkin’ Bookworm
To celebrate the release of my two ever-so-shiny book I'm releasing this free Blinkin' Bookworm pattern into the wild just for you. Knit him up and leave him somewhere bookish, whether its on your own bookshelf, munching through manuscripts at your local library or nibbling novels at your favourite book shop.
Introducing Little knitted Nel (and how you can win her!)
I don’t make comics but I love them. In fact I love them so much that I share a...
Plarchie the Knitted Squid to Party with China Miéville
It was only a matter of time before it happened: China Miéville, world famous fantasy fiction writer with a soft spot for giant squid, and Plarchie, the most infamous crafty Kraken ever knitted, in the same place at the same time. What manner of madness will be unleashed when these two steampunk giants collide?
Free pattern: Stitched Slake Moth + Plarchie meets China Mieville
Slake Moths, from China Mieville's Perdido Street Station, feed on people's dreams, they excrete nightmare-making invisible poo, and they leave their victims behind as drooling hunks of human vegetable. So what would make a more perfect tribute to Mr Mieville's monsters than to immortalise them in lovely squishy yarn, I ask you?
Whole lotta mouse-making going on
Just when you think there couldn't possibly be more mice to knit they keep multiplying. A family of six mice can turn into about 60 mice within 6 months, and it seems my mouse patterns are just the same. Here's a peek at more of my mouse patterns...
Handmade Little My needs a home
Little My is a feisty thing and possibly my favourite character from Tove Jansson's Moomin stories. She knows what she likes, she's not afraid to say what she thinks and, best of all, deep down she has a squidgy heart of gold. She appeared on my needles one night and now you can win her.












