Fallen in love with Muncher the BT ArtBox monster? He’s charming. He’s husky. He’s handmade. What’s not to love? Wouldn’t it be grand if you could take all that Monster home with you to love and hug for ever and ever and ever?
Well, step this way, ladies and gents! Muncher the BT ArtBox Monster is up for grabs in the BT Artbox eBay auction, and 100% of the profits will go to very good cause.
What are you getting for your monster money? You’re getting one of London’s most famous monsters for your very own. He’s been lurking in the heart of the city for a whole month and has made many many friends. You’ll be the envy of all those other monsterless fools!
He comes with three adorable tiny chums! Toerag the Second, Blooey the Pigeon and Pirate P the one-legged legend (recently named by a small child who visited Muncher on the roundabout).
His tail curls in such a way as to make him look dashing and yet playful. He enjoys long walks on the beach, eating people and backgammon (playing the backgammon, not eating it).
He’s clutching two HUGE knitting needles with which, if you ask him very nicely, he might make you a cosy scarf. You never know.
His toe nails are ever so clean and he keeps them trimmed. Honest.
He’s rocking a handmade space Invader for added geek chic.
And his eyes will follow you where ever you go. Like one of those creepy Jesus pictures my grandparents used to have in their hallway. Only much cuter and less religious.
In short can you afford not to buy Muncher? Your life will be an empty and meaningless procession of monsterless days without him. What kind of an existence would that be? I mean really?
Hop on over to the Dial M for Monster auction and put your Monster money where your mouth is. The auction ends on July 22nd at 6pm. If you haven’t bid by then someone else will go home with the monster that was meant for you!
There is only one Muncher and he could be your sweet baboo to hug and hang out with whenever you please. How I will envy you.