According to some folks we have until 6pm today to cast off loose ends. At this time Jesus will pop down, gather up all his believers and then smite the rest of us blasphemous demonic mortal fools.
In preparation for this I sorted my little sis out with a bit of Holy Handmade for just such an occasion when her birthday came around last year.
This exclusive edition Holy Handmade Knitted Jesus features not one but two miracles. He’s busting out the fibre loaves and fishes to feed the 5000 while simultaneously walking on woolly water. What a guy!
Purls be with you (and also with you).
Nice knowing you all.
*settles in with needles, yarn and a nice cup of tea to wait for the fiery apocalypse*